Our GM’s call in Sway - do you have something for the girls? So Sway tells us how today she was out on the run - no phone, no money, so she decided to follow “The Ray”. Chicken Sh#t was assisting with the translation of the charge, until she thought it easier to translate Chinese into Chinese - B.I.M.B.O.... And so out comes the fine, upstanding one, and its duly presented to The Ray of silicone. He’s alright, he’s alright...

 

And who has the ToTW? Who knows? Who cares? Pokai works back through the recent runs, and deduces it was Tight Lips that had given it to the guest Windy Bar. But the circle declares, it’s Pokai that ought to be publically.....

 

And do we have a Mystery, Mystery, Whip? PS never gets its wrong? And after a hash eternity (the time between drinks), Rooning Sh#t steps forward. On in PS and VB. Apparently the GM’s had thought RS was the ToTW - B.I.M.B.O’s....... RS then reminds us that he missed the bus - ha ha ha was the response from the emphatic crowd. Seems it took our frazzled hasher an hour to get to the run in traffic, and having dropped off his dear wife. And rushing to get changed, VB assured him that the bus would wait. On in Stash, Cherry Picker andStrapless - you really know who your friends are - on seeing RS frantically trying to make it, they did a hurried 5,4,3,2,1 and urged the bus driver to depart immediately. They’re the meanest, they....

 

Next it’s PS and Bully - the powers of observation - “you’ve had a haircut” B.I.M.B.O....... Our GM - PS exclaims “ if you want to call someone out, you should really know your sh#t”. Earlier in the evening, hareline controller Cherry Picker was rushing around, “when are you doing a run?” And PS’ response was - yes, I’m doing one right where your finger is on July 8th - B.I.M.B.O....

 

AoB? Stash takes great pleasure rubbing in the “I almost made the bus story, by RS” 5,4,3,2,1....

 

VB then introduces the lovely Vanella to tell us all about Boaters Bar. Drinks at $5 - what else do we need to know? She’s alright, she alright......

 

Getting the hang of it, Matt #1 tells us, that as a rugby player, he is more used to short bursts. But calls in a couple of the Navy whippets who had taken off and left him for dead. They ought to be.....

 

On in Trolley Dolly - Cairns (translated as cans) is the kind of place where a leaf blowing across the road makes headline news. So he calls in someone from Cairns - the youngest sailor - Jake. After his first couple of weeks on the boat, on his first shore leave, his father asks, son, have you seen any poofta’s on board? Well there was one guy I suspected, so I threw him overboard. His father asks - were you sure? And Jake responds, at first no, but then after a while I was certain, as while the poofta was swimming madly behind the boat, the other sailors yelled, throw him a boy (buoy)…

 

Next it’s Awesome4some, calling in 4 sailors - Can I have you, you, you and you? Yes, yes, yes and yes. Do you not have shavers in Australia? What’s with all the beards? Here’s to the Kelly gang, they’re true blue...

 

AOB from Handbag who now reads out a text he received at 4pm - “ I’ve just re-laid from Telok Blangah to Harbour Front” - on in Hooray, for completely wasting his time re-laying anything – he ought to be publically.....

 

Stay inHandbag, as Stash highlights his dress shoes, smart slacks and shirt. On in Tina Tuna for not taking care of Handbag and packing his hash gear. Stay in Stash, Wonton has a grudge. Knowing it was an early start today, and wanting to leave precisely at 5pm, Stash was still phaffing around at 5:05pm - where’s my Tom Tom watch? Wonton - it’s in your swim bag. And as he was rushing onto the hash bus that would wait for no man, including RS, Stash asks Wonton - did you get my watch? He’s the meanest, he ......

 

Pokai: has an announcement, so STFUp. It’s the Sunday AGM run, 29th April, Dempsey road. And now we have St. Georges T shirts all the way from JB, it might even be a T shirt run.

 

And at 8:56pm, two barrels down, let’s follow the hot Aussie gal and the 7 Aussie sailors down to the Boater’s Bar for some more. In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas....... on on on

Back to History...
Back to History...
Run 1884
Triumvirate run
 

Circle Report- Run 1884

Taurus Triumvirate Run

Date: 27th April 2018

Run Site: Sentosa Oneo 15 Marina

On-on: Boater’s Bar

 

Total Run/ Circle Attendance:   40 Members 28 (F11, M17)

Virgins: Hello Sailors - Matt 1, Jake, Greg and Sven – show us your beards, fellers!

Guests & Returnees:                 12 (F3, M9)

New Member:                         One Returner - Sway

Milestones Waiting for winners to collect

Next Week’s Hares: Samson Letoi & Suction Cup

Run Site: Car Park at N Buona Vista & Holland Dr

On-On: Home made Vietnamese on site

 

Circle Scribe: Fawlty Towers, Photos: Count Dracula

It’s 8:06pm, we are 2/3rds through barrel no. 1, we’re primed and so Puck Smuggler and Voting Bitch sieze the moment and call the rabble to order. And what did we really think of the very ambitious B to A run? Who missed the bus? Too many steps. Too late start. Not enough marks. Bstd of a T check......... And with the circle wavering, our benevolent dictator - PS declared it a GOOD RUN. Tell us about your on on? Boaters Bar on the water, look for the blonde with big t#ts (that was definitely fake news - she wasn’t a real blonde)

 

Next weeks hares? Samson Letoi and Suction Cup - return to Holland Drive carpark for the coming of age (18yr/old son) run. On on - on site - homemade Vietnamese food - It was an excellent run and on on last year and sure to be as good again…

 

VB, do we have any virgins? Well hello sailors - on in Matt #1, Jake, Greg and Sven. And after a somewhat p#ssweak Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi, they were greeted with “they’re alright, they’re alright, they’ve got teeny, weeny.............” Closely followed by “All Australians are born illegitimate....”

 

On in the rest of the guests including Edward, Shane, Matt #2, Pretty in Pink, Desert Queen, Comes First, Teeny Wenny Willie and Tina Tuna - here’s to the guests....

 

According to PS, we have a birthday gal, and it’s an ex GM? No Pokai, it’sVB. And so whilst Roo Rooter is out drinking, lets help her celebrate - Hashy b’day to you....

 

Hare Whip? Hooray charges Teeny Weeny Willie - just because he can. And then it’s the third part of the holy hare trinity - VB, for diverting to a NY style bagel place near the W hotel whilst avoiding her haring duties - Here’s to the bagel queen she’s true blue.... Next it’s Sway. Our FRB Hooraywent down the hill with the swinging one, and advised Sway - “Sentosa is 4km that way”. And Sway asks “ how did you get here? “Shuttle bus” came Hooray’s reply. “Then let’s get the bus” – They ought to be publically.....

 

VB calls in Fawlty Bush, who had clandestinely led a team of hashers to the posh yacht club for secret showers. On in the other guilty ones - Trolley Dolly, Tina Tuna, Chicken Sh#t, Sway, Blur Like Sotong and Fawlty Towers - here’s to the clean ones.....

 

And Pokai calls out Teeny Weeny Willie for going home for a shower, and for that, he ought to be publically......

 

And now, its time, for, the, Mystery Whip? And at 8:24, it just had to be our own 8:24. Talking to the Aussie sailors, I’m wearing my Aussie Cock Radio shirt, beards all round, Crocodile Dundee - that’s not a knife, throw another shrimp on the barbie.... And what does Awesome4some ask? Are you guys from the US navy? B.I.M.B.O.....


 

 

Run 1884 more pictures