And now, ask our GM’s, its time, for, the Mystery Whip??? After many falsies and refills, it’s in fact Corny Linquist who claims the mantle. (Having some inside knowledge, allow me to translate). CL came in with Fawlty Bush around 8pm, having followed the Fawltyones sense of misdirection. But next week, the Fawlty’s set sail for the Anambas Islands - about 150NM north east to the South China Sea. Lots of planning, provisioning, stocking up with beers, but no sense of direction - here’s to the lost souls - B.I.M.B.O.’s......
And for the crime of being Scottish, Bagless is in to get his fill of free beer - Here’s to the Scots, they’re true blue...
PoTW?PML takes the floor, but someone is holding on to her Pr#ck? SoI, put down the smoke and hands in the Pr#ck. Amid calls of keep it,PML tells us she took the member on a little trip to Amsterdam (not the dodgy part). Apparently there is a renowned Pr#ck doctor there, who upon examination, declares this one has been abused! Over abused says CCC, which is enough to get him and No Good in as the first candidates, along with Ditch and Wet Thighs. According to the Pr#ck Guru, PMLsays it has to go back to its rightful master, and it can be saved. And of course it’s unanimous, the Pr#ck is going for RnR at CCC’s place. He’s alright, he’s alright, he’s got a........
PSsays there is no ToTW this week - to huge sighs of relief PML: “But we do have a MMW!” On in the imposing Stick Her Shock. And first of all (that’s American), it’s PS for initially texting SHS to be a MW, but then dithering with an off again on again back and forth, leaving SHS in a state of unpreparedness. Thank God to Google for inspiration! On in 11, instructed to give an answer to this question – “Why is a bag of potato chips like a push up bra?” Incorrect answer, 11, “It’s because when you pop them open, they are only half full!” And now for something cheesier?
Astronut has been flicking SHS’s ass with his towel, but she’s not feeling the pain! Back to the charge - Puul Toy went golfing with Astronut last week, and they were teamed up with a couple of complete strangers - an Italian and a Japanese. Astronut, being the schmoozing business type, watched the Roman land his first shot on the green just 15M from the hole. “Bravo! grazie!” he says. PT whispers, “that’s impressive, what was that?” “It means “good job” mate”, and the Italian walks off the tee looking very pleased. Next it’s the man from Japan, and he hits it perfectly, and the ball rolls in for a hole in one! Astronut calls out a congratulatory message in his most impressive Japanese, but the golfer storms off the Tee. “What did I say wrong?” says Astronut to PT “You told him he put it in the wrong hole!” Drink it D.D.D.D..... And with a blind spin, SHS randomly picks Pr#ck Me. “What do the Mafia and Pussies have in common?” (“Hairy?” enquires PML). “No!”, says SHS – “… one slip of tongue, and you’re in the sh#t!”
AOB? VB calls in Airborne, who had brought back a special beer - Hopping Hare Pale Ale, all the way from the UK, just for the Run Master – Cherry Picker. Handbag chips in – “Can I have an invite to the wedding please?” He may be a joy to his mother...” But Airborne clarifies, it was because CP, has managed to fill the hareline out to 2025 or so. But the only problem is, no one knows where the runs are! Make sure you inform PML, Where The F your run is, and drink it D.D.D.D...
And then… Hash Brew brings in a birthday cake for the hare, but SoI is in the drain having a smoke. Hashy b’day to you...
Hooray has a charge - who amongst you, were here 17 years ago? On in CCC, Mother Mary, Rooning Sh#t, Astronut, Bagless, Suzee Wong, No Good andMother’s Tongue. Does anyone look the same? Does anyone recognise anyone? On in the 17 years ago returnee - Doggy Style. And a down down to all to help with the Alzheimer’s!
PML is calling SoI, but he’s back in the drain, this time holding something else - zip it up man. And with a beer for the Irishman, he’s the meanest, he...”
And so at 8:56pm, , the circle was duly dismissed, to an excellent on on just minutes away. but mostly because we had drained the beer truck. Another great run and circle, well done hares and GM’s.
Run 1897 Circle Report
27th July 2018 – SoI’s Birthday Run
Run Site: Bulim Ave
Hares: Sperm off Ice & Puck Smuggler
On-on: Sheng Siong Jalan Bahar
Total Run/ Circle Attendance: 55, of which 47 Members (23 F, 24 M)
Virgins: 1 (Kathy)
Guests & Returnees: 7 (3 F, 4M)
Milestones: Not this week
Next Week’s Hares: Voting Bitch & Roo Rooter
Run Site: Margaret Dr – Queensway Car Park
On-On: Hansa Thai, Commonwealth Dr. Blk 115B
Circle Scribe: Fawlty Towers, Photos: Count Dracula
After a long run, and with hashers still in various states of undress, the GM’s called for ‘circle up’ at 8:08pm. And with Bulim Ave now a busy truck route, they decided to move the circle off the road and onto the grass - right where Circle Jerk was getting changed. Pull you pants up B.I.M.B.O...
Bringing the hares in for the verdict, Puck Me Lately asks: WDWTOTrun? “I feel drained…” says Coo Chi Coo. Do the FRB’s have a view? - who cares? Apparently this run bordered on a technical hash Sh#t, but our generous GM sensing we had all had a great outing, declaresGOOD RUN, and here’s to the hares, they’re true blue.... Do we have an OnOn? Indeed, just 3 minutes away says Sperm Off Ice (according to Google 9 mins?), 41 Jalan Bahar (Cherry Picker, obviously not paying attention, drove off later asking for directions having no clue where to go). 7 courses, lots of beers, at the Red Lantern of the West…
Virgins? Yes, young Kathy from Colorado – “She’s all right...”.
Pokai has an announcement - Mr. Lim, apart from doing a great job with the beer, has been kindly bringing water for the hashers to shower, but none of you smelly lot are using it. Use it or lose it! Terima Kasih to you...
Puck Smuggler calls in the Guests - all six of them – Girls: After Hours, Anne Hallock & Tongue in Cheek; Men: Ben, Chicken Dicken, Tongue Muncher, Windy Bar “Here’s to the guests, they’re true blue....” Returnees? Mother’s Tongue is still coming after umpteen years – “she’s true blue...”
PML - do we have a Hare Whip? PS has a charge indeed - for his very deserving co-hare - SoI. Spermy was complaining about lots of sharp things on the run. “We’ve gotta get out of here - go back, go back”. “But mate, you can’t have a 400 metre T check!” - He’s dumb, he’s dumb... SoI stays in and returns the favour. “We rehearsed this, and planned it meticulously. We agreed to meet at 3pm so we had plenty of time to set a good long run, and not have to panic about getting back”. But did out GM turn up on time? When did he ever?! He’s the meanest.....
On in Roo Rooter, who was caught having a conference call under a tree as the pack set off – “Here’s to the conf call queen, he’s true blue...”
Back on script, PML asks – “Do we have a run next week?” “Yes!” saysVoting B#tch. Roo Rooter seems to have No Effing Idea, and having ditched Cherry Picker as co-hare, has outsourced it all to VB. Hashers, get yourselves to Margaret Drive, and afterwards to the Hansa Thai place for a F awesome on on (are you really sure about that asks someone?). And VB declares she has a conf call at 6pm, so be on time!