PML calls back Bibrator - for celebrating her B’day a month early, but it seems she wanted to claim run number 1974 as her birth year. Hashy b’day to you....... But there’s more, and Juicy Pussy has a cake for all the celebrator’s - Cereal Killer, Croc O’Sh#t and Ditch. Hashy b’day to all of you.... But only the ladies can blow the candle....

 

Chastity Belt calls in Astronut and Comes Quietly. Early in the week, they were planning the run, but they needed to make the paper into balls, for Bibrator and Sweet Tongue to set the run with. But sitting and drinking on the settee, the hares said: “The girls would be good at this, let’s get them to do it, and we’ll drink the beer.” Here’s to the ball rollers.....

 

Chastity Belt looks at PML and says: PoTW? But it’s thankfully MIA doing meritorious service for some deserving soul. And so now, it’s time, for, the, Mystery, Mystery, Whip? And its Count Dracula - it’s time for new ideas - so let’s get our new member in - the much admired German. And with his shining new and big machine, which I Am Zinking couldn’t resist the urge to rev (next time try the motorbike). One German drinks.... Germans have no sense of humour - huh, huh, huh.huh...... Next it’s the Tongue Family - one tongue drinks, all tongues drink. And Mother’s Tongue was seen leaving after the run in a car, but returning on a motorbike? It seems they all went home for a tongue lashing family shower?

 

And Chastity Belt brings in the softly spoken Bibrator for a PSA? Pay your #*@#ing Subs (is she now officially an Aussie?)

 

AoB? Both Ditch andSweet Thighs have one - and of course the wife goes first. Some young ones forget shoes, but forget that, this young one forgot her bra? PML is reluctantly in to chants of - off, off, off. Whilst PML was on the run tonight, I noticed something was malfunctioning? She had her arms folded, and seems to be trying to hold everything together. Who’s bra was it? No it wasn’t Poser, it seems PML borrowed a Fawlty Bush bra, and let’s just say, some adjustments were needed! She’s alright......

 

Now Ditch is in and stay in Miss PML. He observed someone throwing up on the run tonight - it just hasn’t been her day. Here’s to no bra.....

 

Fake Virgin has a virgin charge, and it’s fake news. How many times on the hash, have we slowed down, only to hear the bellow of – “Keep running”. Or cutting a corner and being called out for being a SCB? Well, who tonight didn’t see Cherry Picker and he was so obviously short cutting? Here’s to the short cutter, he’s true blue.....

 

Handbag has one - and calls in Juicy Pussy and Cereal Killer. They’ve been in Canada, and they are the cause of the Royal family crisis! But they secretly just want to be with Harry and Meagan - They ought to be publicly.....

 

Croc O’Sh#t - the Moto Guzzi guy, is in, to talk about something serious? Seriously? No, There is supposed to be tradition and protocol on the hash? Let’s get in long time Monday hasher - Chris, but it seems he’s had a troubled past. And let’s also get in Mother’s Tongue. Now tonight, our perennial FRB - Croc O’Shit, was out in front but was starting to fatigue from his own intense pace, and Mother’s Tongue ran past and said, come on, keep coming! To which C O’S replied - I’m, tired. And Mother’s Tongue replied, what, can’t you keep up with a 72 year old? And then when C O’S finally limps in to the run site, he has a beer with Chris, who asks, can you introduce me to that lovely lady over there, can you hook me up? And as Chris was getting Mother Tongue’s number in the circle, C O’S continues. It seems Chris, given his troubled past, has developed a penchant for grey hair, and supple but fading skin. So do we need to name him? How about Grand Mother Fkr. And PML reminds us the hash is a democracy, but she likes the name so that’s who he’s gonna be. On your knees - and by the powers infested........ you will for now and herein ever after, be known as Grand Mother Fkr - D.D.D.D....

 

Mother’s Tongue calls in the Hash Brew - he’s done quite a good job - one for you, one for me. But he was a little distracted by the virgins, but has otherwise managed to finish off all the barrels and bottles - D.D.D.D....

 

And so it’s off to the Red Lantern, for Ang Mo food and more beer. Well done to our GM’s, great run hares, and happy b’day to Bibrator and all. It’s 8:45, and over and out.

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Circle Report

17 Jan 2020 – Bibrator’s birthday run.

Run Site: Lorong Sesuai

Hares: Bibrator, Sweet Tongue, Comes Quietly, Astronut

On-On: Red Lantern

 

Total attendance: 54 Members: 37 (16F, 21M)

Virgins: 2, Hannah and Lydia

Guests: 17, Tongue Muncher, Grandmother Fkr, Dirty Groper, Tan Chong, Dead Fish, Herr Linquist, Cunning Linquist, Spiked Beaver, Ceral Killer, Sabine Marcel, Eskimo, Jana, Tongue in Cheek, Bloody Hand Job, Sperm Off Ice, and the 2 virgins.

 

Welcome to run #1974. It’s 8:02 and time to get started, and the real skipper is back in charge - Chastity Belt, with his cheeky stand in - Pucks Me Lately. Where are the consultant hairs? All fallen out, so on in with Bibrator and Sweet Tongue. And, WDWTOTRun??? Who set it? Who knows? Not enough balls (of paper). But indeed it was a good run, and maybe even a great run - for those that made it to the drinks stop – Here’s to the hares, they’re true blue....

 

Tell us about your free on on? It’s the Bibrator red light (lantern), Ang Mo food? $12 and hands up for beers on the table? And feel free to bring your b’day pres’ for Bibrator.

 

Next week’s hares? Crikey, it’s the Aussie day run, led by Coo Chi Coo and Comes Quietly. Calling all Shiela’s and Blokes - the run is at Gillman Barracks (see above). On on is at HandleBar. Vegemite? Bundy? VB? Aussie beef?

 

Virgins- yes - two young lasses are escorted in by Durian Dog. Who made you come - all buy yourselves? Will you come again? I hope so, asPML is desperate for young women. They’re alright, they’re alright..... And our Hash Brew has lost concentration, and he also gets a slightly different - they’re alright....

 

Guests and Returnees - there’s a lot tonight, including Bloody Blow Job from Florida - or is it Hand Job - she can’t decide, Cereal Killer, the Linquist Clan, Tongue family, Chris from Monday Hash, and lots more…

 

Chastity Belt pulls in the youngish German who’s been exciting the hariettes. It’s Bernd - who is Bernd? He’s the Ducati guy and he’s our new member - why was he born so......

 

And now it’s time for the (very confidently called by PML) hare whip - now she’s really got it. Sweet Tongue is looking like she’s had a few, and indeed she has - she’s a little bit drunk And it’s Bibrator’s fault. She told me the mix wasn’t so strong, and now I’m spinning. And then it’s the GM - how was the run? But he didn’t even make the drinks stop - B.I.M.B.O....

Astronut wants to charge some hashers, for only doing a fraction of the run - just jogged over to Bukit Timah Reserve and came back panting and sweating. And the leader was Croc O’ Sh#t. who somehow managed to lead a bunch of experienced hashers off trail and home b4 they knew it! On in Bloody Hand Job, Fawlty Towers, Dead Fish and Eskimo - here’s to them, they’re true blue....

 

And now, according to our alert GM’s, it’s time, for, the, Mystery, Whip??? And after the falsies, it’s Wankie Pooh who emerges as the real thing. And she’s on form - bringing in Coo Chi Coo - on your knees, tongue out, and begging. Next it’s the virgins in, and in to a yoga pose - one foot here, one foot over there. And watch CCC’s face. And this is what he was like on the run tonight, tongue hanging out like a kelpie, but thankfully couldn’t keep up. He’s alright, he’s alright..... And CCC departs the Circle and says - you didn’t see what else was hanging out.... Next it’s on in PML, Tongue in Cheek and Rooning Sh#t - is it a Bimbo charge asks someone? No, and Rooning Sh#t is instructed to also get on his knees. This man is pressuring our poor gals to wear their eff me shoes. NowTongue in Cheek had to get around the hash on a motorbike, and PML is really struggling with her first days back at work, and Rooning Sh#t has no consideration for these girls wearing sensible shoes. He’s the meanest..... And next it’s Bibrator and Comes Quietly - also on your knees. Bibrator to Wankie Pooh: “I really need to speak to Comes Quietly, but he’s busy chatting, so I won’t disturb him now.” “Oh, yes, you will!” asserts Wankie Pooh, “How dare you (Greta) kowtow to a man”. D.D.D.D......

 

 

 

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