PoTW? Hooray forgot it! Or is it worn out? 3, 2, 1, drink in down, down, down, down
ToTW? Its the absent Mother Mary, preparing for
the summit?
PML has had a number of shoe crisis’ today. First she forgot her F M shoes, but Pays 2 Come stepped up and brought
them (are they really his?), then not having running shoes, Bibrator offered her a spare pair, then Poser says - i have this pair
of shoes - you have to wear the blue/pinky heels, and just b4 the circle, someone hid her F M shoes sending PML into a mild
state of panic. But now she has a bag full of shoes - here’s to Imelda, she’s true blue.....
And since it’s 8:24, on in Director
Pompeo, bringing in the guest Vicki - who is yet to have a name. Whilst 8:24 was piloting her down Bukit Timah in a somewhat dangerous
manner, the theme to Top Gun comes on the radio, but Vicki exclaims her cheeks are hurting from laughing at an earlier 8:24 joke?.
And so the suggestions roll in - Top Gun, Goose, Tongue in Cheek, Danger Zone. But it’s not to be, tonight at least, and despite a
late call for Top Tongue - the GM has spoken.
And now its time for the MMW? On in the scribe, trying to project a failing voice.
Donning a mesh hood - it’s time for a little game of - “who am I”? Despite the unprintable calls, it’s on in Fawlty Bush, who has
an aversion to mozzies and bugs, and was last seen wearing the attire, along with leggins and arm protectors, doing a recce for the
upcoming dog hash. And lifting the veil, its down, down, down, down
Next FT relays the story of a recent outstation run in JB.Pokai had booked a bunch of rooms, and Fawlty Bush had booked some more. However on arrival, Pokai was devastated to learn half her
rooms had already been let out. “It’s ok,” says FB “we can bunk up”. And since FT was sick and couldn’t make it across the Causeway,FB offers up her bed first. And Juicy Pussy accepts. At the next Lion’s City run, JP was enthusiastically telling FT how great it
was to sleep with FB. It was nice and warm, she didn’t hog the doona, we had the a/c on all night, and she let me sleep in whilst
she cleaned up the room in the morning. The girls liked it so much, they started planning the next outstation run in Taiping in November.
And this time, they have decided to bunk up x 4. On in PML and Bibrator as a look alike for Pink Fanny. Here’s to the les girls they’re
true blue....
And now PML declares the floor open for AoB. Charging in is Bully, with a charge for Wet Patch (actually Bullyit’s Wet Hash), but anyway, Bully was on the Mon run, and our visitor had a T shirt with an imposed Father Hash logo. Here’s to the
infringing Danish Pr#ck, he’s true blue......
Wonton calls in Vicki, who whilst walking past the B & W’s, and listening to
a history lesson from Bully, starts videoing the B & W. Bully had said, that’s where Kerry Lewis used to live, and so Vicki, on
hearing Gerry Lewis, thought she needed to capture the famous house.
Cherry Picker to Puck Smuggler. Ahh You, why your car has
coupons when there’s toll gate into car park? But Pokai explains, there are two entrances, and the GM was indeed right to display
his coupons, so who’s the real B.I.M.B.O.....?
Next is the Shoeless one, calling in Rooning Sh#t and the Danish hasher - Wet
Hash. We didn’t see you at the Interhash in Fiji? Butt Wiper did the ballbreaker, and got lost, but continued off paper for the next
2hrs becoz it was really beautiful? Butt Wiper in for - he’s dumb, he’s dumb, he’s really, really....
Sir Long n Thin, being
properly British, despises Short Cutting Bstds. But it’s most despicable when a FRB short cuts at the start of the run, especially
when all he saw was the back end of Butt Wiper disappearing thru the HDB - Here’s to BW he’s true blue.....
But after 4yrs in
SG, and for some obviously unspeakable deeds, SLT is off to Khazakstan. But b4 he is escorted off the Island, there will be a send
off at 4pm on the 16th. But he gets the endearing LCH3 send off instead - f off, you......
Pokai reminds us its Trolley Dolly’sb’day run. He’s 40 again - hashy b’day to you....
And with her final hash brew, Pokai calls in the Fawlty’s for a special announcement.
No, 11, it’s not that kind of announcement! Get out your leashes, it’s the dog hash tomorrow, and so with the final down, down, down,
down, it’s follow Pokai for a great on on and b’day beers.
Well done hares and GM’s, another great run and circle.
Circle report, run 1889
1st June 2018
Run Site: Bukit Merah Lane 3 Car Park
On-on: Hong Kong bla bla bla - just follow Pokai
Hares: Trolley
Dolly and Pokai
Total Run/ Circle Attendance: 55, 41 Members (19 F, 22 M)
Absent Present Member: Shoeless
Virgins: None from Bukit Merah
Guests & Returnees: Yes – Lots of em – see below
Next Week’s Hares: Comes Quietly, Wonton, Bibrator
Run Site: Lorong Sesuai
On-On: Red Lantern
Circle
Scribe: Fawlty Towers, Photos: Fawlty Bush
And so at 7:58pm, Puck Smuggler after a couple of failed attempts, finally brings the circle
to order. But before we get to the order of business, it’s Puck Me Lately, in her new eff me shoes who steals the limelight. And with
calls for PML to do a Daniel Riccardio, hash brew Pokai pours the first of many to the tunes of B.I.M.B.O...
And what did we
think of Run No. 1889? Not enough hills, not enough steps, best run of the month, and not too bad, so it’s a good run verdict and
they’re all right, they’re all right they’re........ Tell us about your on on? It’s the Hong Kong bla bla bla place, in that general
direction, just follow someone who knows. $12 and free beer – excellent.
And now it’s time for......??? and whilst PML collects
her thoughts, PS brings in a non FRB Rooning Sh#t, who claims he slipped and did a hammy - B.I.M.B.O......
Ahh yes, it’s Virgin
time declares PML, but since there aren’t any in Bukit Merah, lets bring in the guests: Girls: Java Jug, Nag Nag, Vickie and Men:Chicken Dickin, Chicken Track, Chong, Orful F*ck, Shoeless, Sperm off Ice, Telecum, Theo, Wet Hash, plus Returnees Foetus & Tiger
Lily (Girls can’t stay away!)- Here’s to the guests, they’re true blue......
Maskabator taps the second barrel as PML brings
in Foetus and Suzee Wong - here’s to the talkative queens, they’re true blue....
And do we have a Hare Whip says our now fully
in gear GM - PML. On in Trolly Dolly with a handful of notes - this could be long one. Jumping straight into the Russian World Cup
theme, TD brings in hashers to represent the countries not going to Russia – Voting Bitch for the USA, Shoeless for Scotland, theDanish visitor for the Great Danes and Prick Me for the Kiwis - and their crime - blame your parents for being born in the wrong country.
And then it’s Ditch to represent the 300M pax’s of the USA, and Sweet Thighs to represent the 300k of Iceland - of which 165k are
women, 40k are men >18yrs, 22k overweight, 194 blind, which leaves just 23, and the Icelanders have managed to scrape together
a team to go to Russia, shaming the Americans, who ought to be publically...... and a late charge for Circle Jerk as the belated rep
of the Queen, so he ought to be also....
Now that the North Korea/USA Singapore summit is back on, on in the Director of the
CIA - 8:24. And with Trolley Dolly explaining how double agents will be protecting both sides - let’s not confuse the Americans -
B.I.M.B.O.....
And as TD appears to wind up, Cherry Picker is heard to say - that was longer than the run! But he’s not done
yet, and TD is back on the summit theme - with one summit attendee being Brash, Autocratic, Arrogant and Blunt, it’s on in PS as the
Trump. And with the other summit attendee being Brash, Autocratic, Arrogant and Blunt, it’s on in Hooray as Kim Jong Un. Here’s
to having a glasnost beer in Singapore, drink it down, down, down, down.....
Next week’s hare? On in Comes Quietly. And in a
scene straight out of a Charlie Chaplin silent movie, he simply listens in for the circle to tell him exactly where his run will be
- Lorong Sesuai, and the on on? The Red Lantern. Correct on both counts and CQ departs not having muttered a word… living up to his
name!
The now very experienced Grand Mattress declares: And now, its time, for, the… Mystery... Whip. On in Ayam Zinking, to
cries of Speak English. I Am calls in Smell Me, for her earlier indiscretion, stating the hasher was from Denmark, not Copenhagen!
B.I.M.B.O......
And Ayam Zinking reminds Smell Me, Denmark is not in Germany, but hopefully soon....
Next it’s a charge for the HDB
missus, who has been asking Ayam Zinking about the Lord? Only God knows, as the rest was lost in translation, and the rising noise
as the second barrel has the desired effect. So it’s an own down down for the real mystery charge???