And Pr#ck Me declares, “And now its… time… for…the Mystery Whip… And a quick 321 for PS for somewhat prematurely calling for MMW - he’s a man way ahead of his time!

 

On in Stick Her Shock, with a Puul Toy quiz. PT has siblings - true or false? True!. PT was born in Cambodia? T or F? False, he was born in Thailand. PT’s uncle is a Senator (not a SG taxi driver?), T or F? True, he’s the member for Nebraska. PT’s first job was at KFC? T or F? False, it was at Taco Bill’s! PT married his high school sweetheart? T or F? False, she ran off to become a stripper in Kentucky, and PT then got the Stick Her Shock jackpot. And the last man standing, so to speak, is In n Out, and for his doctorate in Puul Toyology, he gets a willy washer! He’s alright, he’s alright...

 

Do we have a ToTW? He eff’d off on Airforce One. But we do have some closet Trump lovers who attended a Trump gala dinner at the Shangri La (or were they just out for a freebie piss up in true hash tradition?) - on in 8:24, Puul Toy and SHS, drink it d,d,d,d....

 

And for no particular reason, Puck Smuggler gets the sack of sh#t prize from King Billy.

 

And now it really is time for the MMW? Back in 8:24, in full flight, with a botty quotient game? Calling in Deep Throat, Pr#ck Me, Bibrator and Tight Lips, the gals each have a box of ping pong balls strapped to their botties and the shaking begins. Despite the Bollywood efforts of Tight Lips, a botty-off is called for, and it’s Bibrator that moves her bum the most, and gets awarded the …talking toilet roll holder? (Does it understand Singlish?) Drink it d,d,d,d...

 

And now Pr#ck Me opens the flood gates for AOB? First up it’s Stash, charging Puck Smuggler. What are the two things a hasher should be proficient in? Running, and drinking. So the GM gets the gong for claiming he had had too much tequila at the drink stop, then asking, what is this drink anyway? Drink it d,d,d,d....

 

Next it’s a call for who really drew the chalk marks? Spreads Easily comes in, supported by 8:24. Stash explains that H3 is the Men’s hash, and we are in fact LCH3 - B.I.M.B.O.....

 

Stick Her Shock explains how she married PT after a 3 day fling 30 years ago, and is still living the dream. On in the cake, Hashy b’day to you...

 

Circle Jerk calls for representatives from the US and UK, so on in 8:24 (I think he was in every charge tonight), andRooning Sh#t. Giving an English lesson, Circle Jerk ask - do you have fannies? Where is a fanny? Both give the correct Oxford answer - fanny is at the front. But Puck Smuggler is called in, as he had pointed to CJ’s mobile phone holder below his armpit and referred to it as a fanny pack??? He’s dumb, he’s dumb, he’s really...

 

Tight Lips - the fabulous GM of the Kampong hash, announces Saturday’s run and subsequent piss-up at SLT’s, and Cherry Picker leads the incorrigible song for SLT – (the subsequent night’s party was some night, and I think the British High Commissioner really liked the - f off you diplomat song :-) - thanks to SoI for Irish diplomacy)

 

Voting B#h is in full flight – on in SOI and Ibu Augustina. SOI to VB - are you walking? Can you look after Augustina? But the holy one forgot to tell his guest to bring a change of clothes, water, towel, etc - he’s the meanest, he........

 

Now its the real hare - Spreads Easily. We are all experienced hashers, except the 4 virgins, who managed to follow trail all the way. But it seems 2 extremely experienced hashers, In & Out and Airborne with some 20+ yrs experience each, somehow missed the trail not once, but 3 times! They ought to be publically...

 

And with loads of puul’d pork, Sembawang smoked salmon, gallons of great beer, and gracious hosts, it was on on on at 8:56pm.

 

Thanks to the GM’s, hares and hosts, for a fabulous night up north

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Run 1891
Puul Toy's birthday run

Run 1891 Circle Report

15th June 2018

Run Site: 247 Montreal Rd, Sembawang

On-on: On Site

Hares: Puul Toy, Stick her Shock,

Spreads Easily, 8.24, Miranda & Jeyar

 

Total Run/ Circle Attendance:   50, of which 41 Members ( 17 F, 23 M)

Virgins:                                   4, would you believe it !

Guests & Returnees:                9 (5F, 4M)

Next Week’s Hares: PoKai & Trolley Dolly

Run Site: Toa Payoh East Blk 1003 Car Park

On-On: Nearby

 

Circle Scribe: Fawlty Towers, Photos: Fawlty Bush

After an ambitious 15 minute warning, Puck Smuggler circles us up on the front lawn of 247, Montreal Road, Sembawang at 8:02pm (If only the B&W walls could speak - built in 1936 by the British for officers, occupied by the Japanese during the war, and now home to the US Coast Guard – it’s some place with a long history).

 

But where are the hares? So when in doubt, blame it on the Sh#t family! On in Rooning Sh#t for questioning our GM’s manliness. STFU and drink in down, down, down, down (dddd)

 

Do we have any virgins? According to Bibrator, we have 4 Wirgins. On in Matt, Tony, Efran and Augustina. Here’s to the wirgins, they’re true blue..... Now get the eff outta here, and let’s get the hares in…

 

On in Stick Her Shock, Puul Toy, 8:24, Spreads Easily, Miranda and Jeyar. And what did we think of run number 1891, way up in the north of the island? Too much shiggy, too much jungle, too mountainous, not enough drink stops...... But our GM has spoken, and it’s a pleasing good to very GOOD RUN run so here’s to the hares...

 

Pr#ck Me, our stand-in GM, balancing on her heels on the lawn, calls in the guests and returnees - Just Robbed, Sperm Off Ice, Sticky, Yuki and Trash and the virgins for another free beer. And who made you come? And the blur look from returnee Trash was enough for B.I.M.B.O..... and for good measure - She’s all right, she’s all-right, she’s a little........

 

Next week’s hares? Pokai and Trolley Dolly - Toa Payoh Industrial Park, Blk 1003 car park, Toa Payoh East, near the driving range. And stand by for some virgin territory? Bullsh#t, bullsh#t, it all sounds like.....

 

Restoring order, our new double act GM’s call for a Hare whip? Surprise, surprise its 8:24. Tell us about your on-on? On site, Puul’d Pork and loads of craft beer, and it’s free. Run of the day, if not on on of the year! In honour of Puul Toy’s 50th b’day and the goings-on in SG last week, it’s time for the swing low game. So, on in Strapless for SG, Puck Smuggler for the US, the Virgin for North Korea, Butt Wiper for South Korea and Sperm off Ice to represent China Airlines. And as the lovely assistants rushed in with stockings weighed down with a ball, the contestants attempted to swing their thing (no hands please) croquet style through a goal and to the winning post. And as it was last week, the real winners of Sloong Croquet, as adjudicated by the fully (endowed) & attired (Burger) King Billy, were SG and China, and soStrapless gets the Soju, and SoI the Penis Paste? (I’m not making this up!) And Pokai then awards his majesty a pewter mug so now he looks a real King…

 

Restoring order, PS and Pr#ck Me, invite Voting Bitch in, who charges Pokai and Puul Toy - welcome to the 50th club, he’s all right...

 

Puck Smuggler, back at the place of his original hash naming, has a very important public service announcement. Since the Carlsberg distributor has pulled the pin, Ditch, Count Dracula, Airborne and a Hash Task Force have saved the day by negotiating with Crossroads for the ongoing supply of real craft beer for LCH3 - great job fellas. Check out the email from the Count – Cheers.

PoTW? Hooray comes in hopeful of offloading the member, despite calls of keep the Pr#ck. Claiming he would have to make this up since he was so far out front he didn’t observe any Pr#ck demeanours on the run - b/s, b/s, it all sounds like b/s to me..... Regaining composure, Hooray calls in contestants - Ayam Zinking for running past Hooray standing on the road where the trail went into the scrub, and then running back & asking for directions, Yuki and Trash for short cutting to the drinks stop, and Trolley Dolly for being, well, Trolley Dolly. And the dickometer goes off and Pokai hands her hero a beer.

 

 

 

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