Cherry Picker then calls in Puks Me Lately. Here’s the cute young gal, always smiling, but what’s behind the ??? Whilst at his fav Sunday morning coffee place, recovering from the SC marathon, CP bumps into the Puk family. As Cherry Picker is explaining all the local restaurants, cafes and eateries to his new neighbours,PML asks “this is why you do all this running and stilly have a big belly?” Who ate all the pies….
And as our new members are sung – get a life…. VB reminds us to pay our Q1 subs
CP asks have we charged Shaggy? Which reminds him of the BKK hash, whereupon running out of beers, had banana down downs. And so Shaggy regales us with the Thai transvestite song.
So why was our GM so late she missed the run? Because she was watching the new StarWars movie, drinking smuggled in gin. So now drink a beer down, down
Pokai calls Dripping Bush back in. PML is the hot, new, young thing on the hash, and Dripping Bush was just a Chi-Ko-Pek (Dirty old man)
Now Pokai tells us about the hare leading the hashers on the durian trail, but others went to Cold Storage and bought out boxes of durians and red wine. On in Fawlty Bush, Chicken Sh#t, Awesone Foursom, Sharon Batu and Bibrator for then trying to mask the smell by drinking coconut water! A spoon full of seaman helps the harietts go down….
Trolly Dolly brings in the Fawlty family. FB was awoken by FT crashing up the stairs after a big night out. Are you ok asksFB? Yeah, I’m just bringing up a keg of beer! But why ask FB? Its ok, I’ve left the keg downstairs.
And with that, it was on, on, on at 8:50pm to the Red Lantern and even more beers ??
Circle Report - Run 1864
Date: Friday 15th December 2017
Run Site Gaharu
On-on: Red Lantern
Hares: Airborne n Alvin
Total Run/ Circle Attendance: 43 of which 38 Members (F 19 & M 19)
Visitors & Returnees: 4 (1F,3M)
New Members: Samson Letoi & Suction Cup
Milestones Nine more sleeps till Santa comes
Next Week’s Hares: Pokai & Tina Tuna
Run Site: Pasir Ris
On-On: Georges Bistro
Circle Scribe: Fawlty Towers, Photos: Luc
Virgins? Yes – Egard the tall German guy. WMYC? Apparently some nameless girls. But one German drinks…….. and back in the other tall German – Cherry Picker. Here’s to the Germans, they’re true blue…..
Guests? Dripping Bush, Tight Lips, Machine and Shaggy the sex tourist from Thailand. Why were they born so beautiful…
And the GM’s ask “do we have a hare whip?” On in Airborne explaining his trials and tribulations with the N Parks Mandarins. No bike trails, no nature reserves, no durian trail, resend your map, and then finally at 3:50pm Friday, as it was belting down, they finally relented. No worries about markings as they were all washed away. Here’s to N Parks they’re true blue….
Apparently Airborne struggled to keep up with his co-hare (even on his bike), only to learn Alvin was an extreme runner who had just completed the Spartan run in JB, some of which was under water – what good training for tonight! But it seems although the as yet unnamed Alvin survived the submerging, his I-Phone didn’t – B.I.M.B.O….
Lolly, lolly, and as the circle parted, the car stopped in the middle, and out comes Corny Linquist andShipyard Flasher – here’s to the late comers….
Thanking Airborne and BLS (it took about 10 seconds for the Singaporean acronym), for stepping in to fill the hareline, our Grand Mattress puts out a call for Friday the 12th of January. And immediately up steps Ditch – what a hasher he is – he’s alright…… And at this stage, the assistant hash cash fills the scribes beer and it’s all looking downhill from here