Puck Smuggler charges Strapless, who, running under a bridge with 7’ clearance was heard warning - watch your heads - Here’s to the long one....

 

On in the feisty b’day gal Pokai, as Bibrator brings in the ageless cake – hashy b’day to you...

 

Addressing her co - GM, PML has a question? Is there a run next week? I need to plan my schedule. Yes, it’s the Canadian run, but with no Astronutin sight, it’s on in the runmeister - Cherry Picker for details - Jalan Lam Sam and read the newsletter…

 

And now, it really is time for the Mystery Whip? On in Airborne, firstly commending PS for giving him a full 24hrs notice. Competing with the CTE, Airbornecalls in Samson Letoi, who had bombarded him with emails after forgetting his back pack in the ‘piss wagon”? Here’s to Alzeimers...... Referring to the fun at 247 Montreal Road last week, Airborne calls in the Willy Washer - In n Out. “What I want to know is, was it satisfactory - did it work?” But according to In n Out, it didn’t last long - he ought to be..... Next prize went to Bibrator, who won the talking toilet roll - have you installed it? Have you taught it Singlish? She’s alright, she’s alright....

 

And with Airbornegetting back at 8pm, all would agree this was a tough run, set by some mean thinking hare - 6 checks in the first km. But the charge doesn’t go to Trolley D, it’s the b’day gal from Toa Payoh - Pokai, drink it down, down, down, down....

 

PML doesn’t let Airborne off so lightly - on back in. Apparently Airborne has recently changed his spectacles from rectangle to round rims (only a women would notice). He wanted to look less German (not a good time to be German says Ayam Zinking (is it ever?)). But then Airborne changed back to the rectangle ones tonight? Are you vain enquires PML but then confiding, I do like the rectangle ones? He ought to be publically...”

 

ToTW? It’s in Pyongyang - leave it there.

 

MMW? Stapless comes in – “I’m a local – follow me”, he patriotically declares. Bringing inCCC, he explains how he guided him through the first T check, then the second, only for CCC to say, why should I follow a local idiot? And Strapless responds, because it takes a bigger idiot to follow an idiot. “Here’s to the idiotic, they’re true blue....” Normally, we carry a small water bottle, but the US Virgin carried a water bottle the size of a keg - here’s to the water buffalo..... Minding his own business after the run, Strapless couldn’t help but overhear the conversation of two ladies - “but you’re so big, I’m so small”. On in Bibrator and PML! Strapless declares – we need the proof, let’s get 3 wise men to judge - on In CCC, In & Out and Cherry Picker. Seeing what was coming, In n Out tries to excuse himself, afraid he would lose his private parts when he got home to Suzee Wong. But PML takes the judging into her own hands, so to speak, and checks out Cherry Picker’s man boobs - they’re alight, they’re alright, they’re a little flat.....

 

AoB? On in In & Out, feeling marginally sober, charging PML for being marginally late, and wearing marginally short shorts! “Here’s to the dress code, she’s true blue....

 

Corny Linquist had brought along the virgin hashers, but was concerned about their engineering abilities. One of them claimed b4 the run: “I’m worried I won’t be able to do the whole run.” And the other replies: “It’s ok, just do half the run and come back???” B.I.M.B.O.....

 

Tight Lips calls back the linguistically challenged one: “Do these engineers report to you? And you brought them to the hash?” He’s the meanest.....

 

Circle Jerk has a question for Samson Letoi - is Suction Cup a goer? What’s her top speed? 10 kmp/h? Can you get her going faster up hills, and stop holding up 3 wanna be FRB’s pls. Let’s give the goer a note....

 

Pays 2 Come was by the bar earlier (and weren’t we all), and overheard PML singing, “I’m a barbie, girl, in a barbie world!” whilst dancing around with a wine in hand - B.I.M.B.O.....

 

PMLhas a charge – it’s not Blur Like Sotong - but close. On in Strapless, who was earlier overheard talking about pleasure moments. On no, this was definitely going in the wrong direction – “He’s the meanest...”

 

And so, after an excellent long run and circle, the GM’s call it quits at 9:04pm, and it’s off to the

coffee shop for 39 starving hashers. Well done Pokai and Trolly Dolly, on on on

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Pokai's birthday run

Run 1892 Circle Report

22nd June 2018

Run Site: 1003 Toa Payoh East

On-on: Nearby

Hares: PoKai & Trolley Dolly

 

Total Run/ Circle Attendance: 39, of which 36 Members ( 15F, 21 M)

Virgins:                                   2, confirmed

Guests & Returnees:                 1 (M)

Next Week’s Hares: Astronut, Poser, Comes Quietly

Run Site: Jalan Lam Sam

On-On: Farmart

 

Circle Scribe: Fawlty Towers, Photos: Count Dracula

And finally, with all the stragglers in, our GM’s call for order at 8:15pm. And what did we think of Run 1892 - Pokai’s b’day run??? Forever 25, not enough T checks, too much shredded paper, too short, too long, not enough flour at Woodleigh MRT, but our GM’s are chalking this up as a GOOD RUN. And Puck Me Lately, doing an incredible balancing act in high heels on the Besser pavers, leads us with - Here’s to the hares, they’re true blue.... And not forgetting the on-on - with Pokai struggling to read her notes, PML helps out - Some Chinese sounding place, Blk 9, 7 dishes, free beer, $12 a head - they’re all right....

 

Virgins? Yes there were two of them - Jonathan and Erik - come back again. Here’s to the virgins..... And we have a returnee from Texas - On-Up - Why was he born so..... Guests? According to Wibrator, none tonight, so its members & exes only in Toa Payoh.

 

PML gets in a quick public service announcement and calls in Tight Lips who is trying to encourage new guests and members on ‘Meet Up’. Is that like Tinder? Get online and post some b/s to make it sound really interesting and cool and like lots of people are coming. They can have a reality check when they arrive, and as the beer dulls their senses, hopefully they will come back like the rest of us. Pays 2 Come has a special request - can you put the link on the LCH3 web site? No use-you have to sign up to Meet Up yourself - he’s dumb, he’s....

 

PML, reading off notes written on her palm, get the order correct and calls for a Hare Whip? On in Trolley D, who is feeling particularly sophisticated, as he has been drinking wine, whilst holding the PoTW! It’s time for the member to find a new home, so on in the late comers - Comes Quietly, PML, Circle Jerk - They can’t organise themselves, but they’re alright..... Do we have any golf players who have lost their balls? On in Count Dracula - here’s to lost balls, he’s true blue..... Next it’s the rest of the sophisticated wine appreciation society - On in Fawlty Bush and Blur Like Sotong - let’s give the whiners a note - Here’s to the sophisticates, they’re true blue...

 

Seems we have a super-efficient hash cash, albeit a trifle aggressive? Bibrator was overheard asking the virgins - give me your money lah. Here’s to the embezzlers they’re true blue....

 

Now, the hash is not competitive, but in true world cup spirit, Trolley D decides to hand out some medals - Bronze to In n Out for coming home last, Silver to Circle Jerk for being Malcolm in the middle (of the pack), and Gold to Rooning Sh#t, who despite starting late, came home a FRB? Here’s to the shortcutting bstd, he’s true blue....

 

Back in RS, since Cherry Picker claims to have seen him drinking wine out of a Stein? That’s more than enough for RS to get the Grand Prize - the PoTW - he’s the meanest....

 

Pokai gets into the hare whipping, claiming there should have been another contender for PoTW, as In & Out was earlier observed following Bibrator and her electric fan around, and exclaiming, “I’m hoping to get a blow job” - He ought to be publically.... And then proclaiming innocence In n Out claims he in fact didn’t get a blow job, Coo Chee Coo as quick as a flash says - of course not, that’s becoz you’re married.

 

 

 

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