Run 1927 Circle Report

Friday 22nd February 2019

Happy Anniversary Run

Run Site: Bukit Brown Lor Halwa

Hares: Circle Jerk, Eleven & Shoeless

On-on: Red Lantern

 

Total Run/ Circle Attendance: 50, of which 44 Members ( 20F, 24M)

Virgins:                                   1

Guests & Returnees:                 5 (2F, 3M)

 

Circle Scribe: Fawlty Towers, Photos: Count Dracula

It’s 8:05pm and the call goes out, loud enough to wake the dead – “Circle up you bstds!” The Puck fam is back in swing and calling in the hares – Circle Jerk, Eleven and the late entrant – Shoeless. WDWTOTRun? “Too short, best run on Friday, too much shade…” but with the interjection “free beer at the on-on”, it’s definitely a GOOD RUN. Here’s to the hares…

 

Do we have a virgin? Well yes we do, and a very fine Fanny steps up. WDWTOTVirgin? “She’s all right, she’s all right…”

 

Guests and returnees? Little Sh#t, Cheeks on Fire, Bang Cook, SoI, and Mike, They’re dumb….

 

Puck Smuggler calls Pokai back in for drinking her own hash brew, B.I.M.B.O….. And what about the onon? Red Lantern, hands up, but 11 couldn’t count in the dark!

 

GM’s call for a hare whip, which of course falls to Circle Jerk. Anyone who remembered to wear a CJ T-shirt gets a free Pokai beer (seems most of us have alzheimers) “They’re the meanest….” Next it’s the nimbyism charge (not in my backyard). CJ’s run took us past his boyhood home, and also through the orchid garden of a grumpy couple, so on in the culprit – it’s CJ’s second wife? Could this be his last anniversary? Nah, it’s just Shoeless and 11 can relax. And what was the nationality of the grumpy ones? French of course. On in Thomasand Fanny to join Shoeless – here’s to the nimbyists, they’re true blue…

 

CJ asks if there was any bee stings or other allergic reactions? On in second wife for taking a generous swig of “water”, only to have a coughing fit, having just consumed straight gin! One wife drinks, all wives drink, so on in 11 for more of Pokai’s delights.

 

Now tonight’s run was to celebrate ten years of marital bliss. Luckily CJ hadn’t taken Awesome 4some’s advice and traded her in after 5 years to retain her COE value! And CJ promises to upgrade his transmission if 11 will take him for another ten years!

 

Co-hare Shoeless gets in on the charging, and tells us that many years ago he had to leave LCH3 due to business commitments, but got some very good advice from medallion man – Rooning Sh#t? And Puck Me Lately chips in – did he advise you to leave the hash?

 

But as is often the way, chipping in results in a reciprocal charge and Puck Smuggler calls out his co GM for pretending to have no idea, but then getting lost on trail and proving herself right! But it turns out it’s the little one’s 50th run, and amidst calls of off, off, off, and the glare of multiple spotlights plus Durian Dog’s lantern, our goodspirited GM whips off the old shirt and proudly dons her well earned reward. “She’s all right, she’s all right…”

 

And now it’s time for the Mystery Whip… And after a long and very awkward silence, with Puck Smuggler questioning himself yet again, Stick Her Shock steps in and calls in Cheeks on Fire as now she’s a seasoned hasher, no longer a newbie and so deserves a good old down down. Lollie, lollie as an uncle drives through the circle, but SHS reclaims the night and tells us how COF was overhead saying toPool Toy b4 the run – “I’m all lubed up!” She’s all right, she’s all right… And another fake observation? SHS was in Raffles Medical Centre, checking out an even bigger rack (is that even possible?) when she overheard CJ talking to a shrink. Seems CJ arrived at the clinic with a hot young gal on his arm, explaining to the doc he’s had trouble getting it up so brought his young friend to give him a hand, so to speak. But the shrink can find nothing wrong with the revitalized CJ and asks, “Why are you even here, there’s nothing wrong with you?” Suspecting a scam, the shrink insists CJ level with him. “Well ok” says CJ, “I just had the urge so went to the Four Floors and found this lovely nurse”. Realizing 11 would see his credit card charge, he decided to complete the transaction at the clinic to get the SG Govt to reimburse him instead! Definitely “he’s the meanest…”

 

And speaking from experience, Coo Chi Coosays – “You can’t use a credit card in a whore house!”

 

Next weeks run? PML ask Trolley Dolly and Ayam Zinking – where is it? And the wannabe hares have NFI? Check the web site, you’re all adults? (Really?). “Here’s to Bimbos, they’re true blue…”

 

PoTW? On in Butt Wiper, wiggling his thingy and calling in the hares. “How long is it?” According to CJ, his is 12”, but he doesn’t use it as a rule! Shoeless claims to have been made in Jamaica! “But…” exclaims BW, “how long was the run? We were promised 9km but only got 6?” And as a shagging wagon goes through the circle, “They’re the meanest… and 11 gets her anniversary present after all!

 

M2W? It’s Juicy Pussy with two charges for Puck Me Lately. Seems PML said to JP – as a normal member (whats that?), I haven’t seen you lately. But when JP comes to the next two runs, our GM was herself MIA. And second charge for PML, drinking her wine out of a coffee cup, trying to be intellectual! “She’s dumb, she’s dumb…”

 

Next it’s on in for Butt Wiper, Sperm Off Ice and Puul Toy. “Were you sexually aroused tonight?” asks JP. Asking how to open Butt Wiper’s car boot, JP was told, “Just finger it!” Then SoI asked – “Just finger it or pull it?” But Puul Toy takes the cake. To please SHS, he bought her a Victoria’s Secret bra, but that was just so he got on their mailing list to get the VS monthly magazine advertising lingerie! “Here’s to the wankers….”

 

SHS comes back in, for telling JP’s students not to aspire to be a lawyer, or doctor or captain of industry. “If you want a big bungalow, just do what I do and be a cat sitter!” “Here’s to the Pussy fam, they’re true blue…”

 

And so with the beer exhausted, and the cemetery ghosts complaining about the noise, it was on, on, on at 8:40pm. Well done Hares, Pokai, & the Puck fam for a great run, circle and refreshments..

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Run 1927 Circle Report

Friday 22nd February 2019

Happy Anniversary Run

Run Site: Bukit Brown Lor Halwa

Hares: Circle Jerk, Eleven & Shoeless

 
Promised 9 km. This is what they found.
 
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