MMW? Seems we have no takers, but finally, Posh Pussy steps forward. Uncle just point to me so no choice ahh. Ok, so back to Coo Chi Coo’s run. I was in a bit of a dilemma and couldn’t decide – bikini or not? So I checked myself out in the mirror – not bad lah. And my husband said to me – just do your job. And PML also did the job. We run hard every week to keep our figure, and we did our job. But we weren’t expecting secret photo’s, dirty old men, no permission, surprisingly it wasn’t CCC (he had the CCTV recording?), perhaps it was Ayam Zinking? But it seems the real culprit was a very old man – Airborne. It’s always the quiet ones. What about our personal protection data? Airborne and Ayam Zinking were comparing photo’s, whilst we were trying to protect our dignity under the water. AndPML declares them guilty – of taking a photo of SoI trying to look like a mermaid. And Strapless sings a special song – Sh#t on your face……

Circle Jerk – a number us – huh? (Does he short cut everything?) – couples, find love on the hash, and we’ve got to work on it to maintain it. Tonight we had Fawlty Towers and Fawlty Bush, in matching attire, running happily along together, but when we got to the river, where was FT? He had bolted ahead, leaving the diminutive FB to make her own way across. And then there was the budding romance of Crock O’Sh#t and Tongue in Cheek, until C O’S stumbled and fell into the river, swamping Tongue in Cheek. And then there was the virgin – Barbara? Long hair, pink top, who was struggling to get across the pipeline – has anyone seen her? Still MIA.

PoTW?VB – I almost forget, it’s been a good week – Roo Rooter has been a real pr#ck. But fear not, for PML is eagerly in, to give the member away. In fact, this is not meant for non members (returnees excepted?). But I took on this mission with glee, and tried to fix it, charge it – but it’s no good, its f’d! But my dad has been cleaning up at home, so I have been paranoid where I can hide it, so I am very glad to get rid of it. So, should it go to the ungrateful one – Rooning Sh#t, who despite me missing a flight for his run, he still charges me? Or the unhelpful one – Blur Like Sotong, who when I fell down on the run, he just says are you ok and keeps running! Or the uncaring one – Fake Virgin, who did his virgin hare run recently, but then f’d off b4 the circle and I got to be his look a like? Ungrateful, Unhelpful or Uncaring? And Rooning Sh#t gets the gong and the dong.

AoB? Mothers Tongue has a kind of charge – on in the busty ladies – Fawlty Bush, No Good, VB, Awesome4some, Ugly Bum, Posh Pussy, Iron Crotch and Tongue in Cheek – look at the beauty! And please support the Hariettes breast cancer awareness run on Wednesday 16^th October. Wear a bra – on the outside – and men also – (especially Butt Wiper). And you can fill you bra’s and your boots at the Crossroads on on afterwards. Gentlemen, they’re alright, they’re alright…..

Circle Jerk has a quick announcement for the dog hash – it’s in the Christian Cemetery – Chou Chu Kang – byo bones.

Ditch is calling out the FRB’s for screwing up the rest of us on. There was a log jam (so to speak) at the back of the pack, as the pack tried to shimmy across the log. Pokai was the last one, and how did the Yoga lover tackle the log? On her bum. Yoga on the log – what a sight – here’s to Pokai, she’s true blue…..

Seems we still have beer, so Pokai has a back track charge to last week’s pool party. Mermaid specimen A – it’s Tiny Tuna but we need a look a like – so on in VB. And we have PML as Mermaid specimen B, and of course Posh Pussy as Mermaid specimen C. And we have the pictorial evidence. All becoz of CCC’s 72^nd b’day - actually he thinks like a 27 year old. Can you imagine them in bikini’s? But where is specimen DD? However Pokai has a specimen D? Once a year,CCC gets all the excitement – all the specimens in the pool. But tonight, No Good was standing up and striding out on the playground apparatus – oh, this is so exciting. Is that CCC’s normal excitement for the other 364 days of the year? Here’s to the Merdeka generation, they’re true blue.

And finally, at 8:50pm, its on on on. Well done hares for a fabulous run, and a great circle GM’s.

Footnote: Well done to those that stayed back to help search for the missing virgin. Rooning Sh#t, Strapless, Ayam Zinking, Chicken Sh#t andCircle Jerk. They found her at 10:45pm, on the pipeline, calmly waiting. Now she’s a real hasher. Great work all.